Noisy Boi

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Noisy boi is so noisy and rude that he will only perform on powerful graphics cards.

// ChatGPT: write a story about a shader that is noisy and also very rude

There once was a noisy GLSL shader
Who was also a very rude boy
He'd cause all kinds of chaos
With his pixelated joy

He'd flicker and flash
On the screens of all kinds
Distracting and annoying
Leaving users behind

But despite his misbehaving
No one could deny
The beauty he created
When he was running high

So if you see this noisy boy
In your code or on your screen
Try not to get too angry
It's just his way, it seems

But do be sure to tame him
And keep him in check
For he can be quite dangerous
If he gets out of control, a nervous wreck

So let the noisy GLSL shader
Do his thing with all his might
Just be sure to keep him in line
And everything will be alright.