DeStijl Fortunes #8

The best part of being full and happy and ready to leave the restaurant is opening the fortune cookie. Does it mean something? Does it have poor grammar and vague references? You know it's not really for you but it sure feels like it.
This collab between sgt_slaughtermelon and 0xphiiil creates simple pleasant DeStijl-influenced designs determined by your hash and inspired by Theo Van Doesburg that feature crypto-centric fortunes. Maybe they'll give you some not financial advice or maybe it will be a vague truism or an optimistic or pessimistic omen. Who knows? Part of the fun is imagining that it's for you and it's real - and if you don't like it, just open another cookie.