Patented Pixel Potions #3

Step right up! Are you troubled by something that you just can’t pin down?

Well, I’ve got a potion for that! I’ve got so many different kinds of potions (2,097,152 possible kinds to be exact) that there’s bound to be something that fixes the problems you have, and remedies the ailments you don’t even know you have! Furthermore, each one has been deeply discounted. I’m practically giving these away at these prices!

Act now, as supplies are limited!

Disclaimer: potions are “herbal supplements” and their creator makes no claims of medicinal efficacy. may cause discoloration on certain surfaces. intended for entertainment purposes only. past performance is no indication of future gains. effects void where prohibited. common side effects include: headache, nausea, dizziness, delusions of gander, prophetic body odor, and melodic flatulence. please seek medical attention if flatulence lasts for over 8 hours, or if the tune is Caramelldansen.