big! fucking shiddy! celebrity cash grab! #467

culture and community are not an organic occurrence. they are painstakingly constructed in a wholly sterile lab that suffocates sickening spontaneity or reprehensible natural evolution. in this lab, there exists true beauty, without the perversion of free thinking or differing perspectives. interests are dictated by gloved hands and surgical masks. flesh is pulverized into optimal packaging. and mouths are opened with car jacks for optimal penetration.

that’s why we here at Fxck Kulture Labz (a partner of Meatverse) are creating a one of a kind, grassroots, visionary project that euthanizes the need to think before consumption and destroys everything that came before. we’ve rented out a mall kiosk that used to sell metal dragons holding orbs and shrimp deveiners shaped like medieval hernia belts and have transformed it into a one stop shop for factory farmed revolutionary art that is perfect top soil for more genetically modified celebrities and brands to spawn from. because we at Fxck Kulture LaBz believe that creation is simply a pointless product of consumption and what you put in will never come back out.

each celebrity has been hand crafted for ideal cultural impact, with varying deformities, goiters and impacted hairs grown thoughtfully from the medical waste of other celebrities who are also desperate for another insufferable attention grab. they’ve sacrificed themselves for you. because you didn’t have what it took to build something. so do what you need to do. for them. by buying their deformed, barely sentient heads to worship at. it would really make them feel better. and there’s nothing worse than an upset genetically modified celebrity and brand collaboration corpse.

feed them. grow them. wonder if this means anything at all. drink from the never ending drain of reheated influencer bath water. die with the most likes.

thank you @purespider for the code!